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  1. [Suits]
  2. Spades
  3. Hearts
  4. Clubs
  5. Diamonds
  6.  
  7.  
  8. [Pass Direction Names]
  9. NONE
  10. RIGHT
  11. ACROSS
  12. LEFT
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  14.  
  15. [Players]
  16. "Novice Nellie",1
  17. "Fraidy Freddy",2
  18. "Cautious Cal",3
  19. "Smooth Sam",4
  20. "Crazy Charlie",5
  21. "Vicious Vicky",6
  22. "Cheatin' Chuck",7
  23. "Mystery Guest",8
  24. "Sneaky Sue",4
  25. "Wiley Willie",4
  26. "The CardShark",4
  27.  
  28.  
  29. [Pass-2-Me Comments]
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  31. ^Pa^ss ^me ^so^^me easy ^on^es^, U^SER^^. Remember, I'm just a beginner.
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  33. ^Gi^ve^ me^ all^^ your 2's. (^^Oops, sorr^y, ^US^ER. I tho^ug^ht^ we^ we^re playing Go-Fish.)
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  38. I ^don't ^care ^^^what ^you^ pass ^^^me,^as long as it isn't too high or worth any points.
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  40. I ^could ^use ^some ^^low ^cards, ^USER, if you don't mind too much.
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  45. ^Pa^^ss ^ni^ce to ^me^, U^SE^R, ^and^^ I'll pass nice to you next time.
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  50. Pass ^me ^any^thing ^at ^all -- it ^won't^help you anyway!
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  55. You ^know ^I hardly ^^^ever ^sho^ot, ^so ^you^ don't ^have to pass me any Hearts. Trust me!
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  60. ^I ^do^n't ^care^^^ what^ you ^pass^ me. You're getting the Queen anyway!!
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  65. ^Pass ^me ^any^thing ^at all^, you ^can't ^hurt the hand I've got.
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  70. The ^way ^you ^pass^ is^ a ^mystery^ to ^me, USER!
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  75. ^Pass ^me ^three ^cards, ^but^...^|be gentle...
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  80. ^Pass ^this ^way, ^USER, ^and ^do^n't ^be ^giving me any high Spades!
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  85. ^Pass ^three ^cards^ this ^way, USER.
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  87. ^Pass^ me ^some^ good ^ones this time.
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  89. ^I'm ^warn^ing you ^USER, ^if you^ pass^ me any high cards, I'll shoot!!
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  91. ^Pass ^me^ three^ low ^ones, USER
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  93. ^USER, ^ol' ^buddy - ^re^mem^ber ^that ^you're ^pas^sing to me -- your best friend.
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  96. [Pass-2-U Comments]
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  128. ^Here ^you ^go, ^USER
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  130. Co^ns^id^er^ t^^^hose a ^gi^ft, ^US^ER^. ^^^No need to pay me back.
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  132. ^Read ^'em ^and ^weep.
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  134. ^Here's ^your ^cards, ^^^USER.|^Hope^ you like 'em.|(Not!)
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  136. ^I ^hope ^this ^pays ^you ^back ^for^ what^ you^ stuck me with last time, USER.
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  138. ^Re^mem^ber, if life ^gives^ you^ lemons^, ^ma^ke lemonade!
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  140. ^I'm ^glad ^to ^get^ rid^ of ^th^ose turkeys.
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  143. [Lead Comments]
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  175. Ev^ery^one ^play
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  177. Any^one^ have^ any^
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  179. Let's^ try^
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  181. ^^Whose^ got^
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  183. ^Show^ me ^your^
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  185.  
  186. [I Took the Trick]
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  218. ^Lo^oks^ lik^e^|I took it.
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  220. ^Ju^st ^wh^^^at I wanted^ - ^another trick.
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  222. I thi^nk ^you ^guys ^are^ ^ga^nging up on me!
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  224. ^Can ^I still ^^Shoot ^the^ Moon?
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  226. My ^trick,|I^ be^lieve.
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  228. I ^sm^ell^ a|^c^o^n^^^spiracy.
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  230. Thanks.|^I^ nee^ded that.
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  232. I ^won ^an^oth^er trick?
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  234. ^You ^guys^ are ^goi^ng ^to^ reg^ret that!
  235.  
  236.  
  237. [You Took the Trick]
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  266. You ^to^ok ^t^hat one, USER.
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  269. ^You ^took ^that^ one^, USER.
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  271. ^Y^our tr^ic^^k, USER.
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  273. USER ^to^ok^ the^ trick.
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  275. An^oth^er^ one ^for ^you, USER.
  276.  
  277.  
  278. [Shark Won Dup]
  279. PATH\APPLAUSE
  280. Swim^ in^ my ^waters^, you^'re ^gon^na get bit!
  281. PATH\APPLAUSE
  282. Chomped^ ag^ain!!
  283. PATH\APPLAUSE
  284. I'm ^the ^big ^fish ^in ^this^ pond!
  285. PATH\APPLAUSE
  286. Next^ time   ^try ^sha^rk ^re^pel^lent!
  287. PATH\APPLAUSE
  288. Bet^ter ^stick^ to ^the ^kid^die^ pool!
  289. PATH\APPLAUSE
  290. Cha^rlie^ the^ Tuna ^puts^ up ^a ^better^ fight!
  291. PATH\APPLAUSE
  292. You^ 'floun^der^ed'^ pre^tty^ ba^dly that time.
  293. PATH\APPLAUSE
  294. A ^Bass^ puts^ up^ a^ fight; ^that^ was^ a ^half^-Bassed try!
  295. PATH\APPLAUSE
  296. You^'re^ the ^main ^cour^se ^at ^toda^y's Shark luncheon!
  297. PATH\APPLAUSE
  298. 'Oh ^the ^Shark  ^ has...      ^Ma^ny ^teeth, ^Babe...'
  299. PATH\APPLAUSE
  300. You ^play^ed ^that^ like^ a ^fish^ o^ut ^of water!!
  301. PATH\APPLAUSE
  302. So^rry, ^Ch^arlie...
  303. PATH\APPLAUSE
  304. The ^only ^'true ^grit' ^you'^ve ^got ^is sa^nd ^in^ your swim suit!
  305.  
  306.  
  307. [Shark Lost Dup]
  308. PATH\BADMUS
  309. Holy ^Mack^erel! You ^did^ that^ to ^the Shark?
  310. PATH\BADMUS
  311. ^^Hmmmm. So^me^thing^ seems^ fis^hy^ here...
  312. PATH\BADMUS
  313. I sh^ould^ have^ sh^arpe^ned ^my ^game^ instead of my teeth!
  314. PATH\BADMUS
  315. You ^obv^iou^sly ^don't^ know^ who I am!!
  316. PATH\BADMUS
  317. Do ^that^ again^ and^ you'll^ sleep^ with ^the^ fishes!
  318. PATH\BADMUS
  319. Has ^any^one ^seen ^my^ dentures?
  320. PATH\BADMUS
  321. I was^ dis^trac^ted ^by ^a^ mermaid.
  322. PATH\BADMUS
  323. It ^must^ have^ been ^some^thing (or ^som^eone)^ I^ ate...
  324. PATH\BADMUS
  325. Boy,   you're ^as ^hard ^head^ed ^as ^those^ do^lphins!!
  326. PATH\BADMUS
  327. Must^ be ^time^ to ^have ^my ^teeth ^rot^ated.
  328. PATH\BADMUS
  329. How ^would^ you ^like ^to ^meet^ my ^cousin, Jaws?
  330. PATH\BADMUS
  331. I'll ^throw ^in ^this ^hand if ^you'll^ throw ^in ^a leg.
  332. PATH\BADMUS
  333. ^^Oh, ^clam^ up!!
  334.  
  335.  
  336. [Shark Tied Dup]
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  338. ^Ah, ^c'mon. A ^tie ^is like^ kiss^ing ^a ^mackerel!
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  340. Well, ^I was^ play^ing ^with^ one^fin^ behind^ my back.
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  342. ^^^^^^^(Yawn)^ I wond^er ^what's^ on ^T^V...
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  344. Step ^out ^of ^that ^boat^ for^ a ^minute ^and ^I'll^ show^ you a tie!
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  346. A tie^ is ^about^ as ^sat^is^fying ^as ^ch^omp^ing^ on a wooden leg.
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  348. Sharks^ are^ great^ card ^pl^ayers, it's our ^bad^ eyesi^ght^ that^ hurts^ us!
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  350. Gue^ss ^I^ bet^ter ^slip^ the^ de^aler^ a fin.
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  352. ^^^^^^Bo-^^^^^^ring...
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  354. Care^ to d^o^ub^le ^the bet? Sha^ll ^we^ say^^^ -^ BOTH legs?
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  356. Wa^ke ^me ^up^ if th^ings^ get ^a^n^y livelier...
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  358. Think^ I'll^ go^ wat^ch ^the ^gold^fish^ float on their backs...
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  360. Keep^ this^ up ^and ^I'm ^going^ to ^get ^a^ little crabby!
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  362. This^ is ^dull.     ^Wa^nn^a ^bob ^for^ appl^es^ instead?
  363.  
  364.  
  365. [Queen To Me]
  366. PATH\QS2ME8
  367. ^^Oh ^my ^^God,^ you^ litt^^le geek.
  368. PATH\QS2ME16
  369. ^^^What ^is ^your^ problem?
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  374. PATH\QS2ME4
  375. ^I've ^just ^about^ had^ enough of you.
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  382. PATH\QS2ME3
  383. ^I ^should^ have^ ^put ^on my ^patent^ed,^ wa^ter-resistent, stuponitron helmet.
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  402. PATH\QS2ME1
  403. ^^Ow!  ^^^^^^^^Ooooowwww!!
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  405. ^^^^^^^Oooohhh
  406. PATH\QS2ME4
  407. ^I've ^just ^about^ had^ enough of you.
  408. PATH\QS2ME15
  409. ^^Great ^horny-^toads!
  410. PATH\QS2ME5
  411. ^I ^^me^ant to do that.
  412. PATH\QS2ME6
  413. ^^Most^ ex^traor^dinarily bad.
  414. PATH\QS2ME7
  415. ^^Oh my ^^God!
  416. PATH\QS2ME9
  417. ^Don't ^give^ me^ that,^ you ^sn^otty^-faced ^heap of parrot droppings.
  418. PATH\QS2ME10
  419. ^I'm ^hav^ing a ^^^bad day!
  420. PATH\QS2ME11
  421. ^^^^^^^^^^^bleaaaahhh
  422. PATH\QS2ME12
  423. I ^feel ^like a dork.
  424. PATH\QS2ME13
  425. ^Well, ^he^re's ^an^^^oth^er ^nice ^mess ^you^'ve gotten me into.
  426. PATH\QS2ME14
  427.                  Suff^erin'    ^^suc^o^tash. Ya didn't ^h^ave^ to ^^^over^do ^it.
  428. PATH\QS2ME17
  429.           I ^ha^ve^ ne^ve^r ^^^^been^ t^hi^s ^^^an^^^^^gry in my entire life!
  430. PATH\QS2ME18
  431. ^You^ c^an^ cal^^l ^^me stupid.
  432. PATH\QS2ME19
  433. ^^Thi^^^s sucks.
  434.  
  435.  
  436. [Queen To You]
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  453. ^^^Die!       ^^^^Die!
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  468. It ^can ^on^ly^ b^e attri^but^abl^e to human error.
  469. PATH\QS2U2
  470. Some^time^s yo^ur w^ea^lt^h ^of^ i^gnorance astounds me
  471. PATH\QS2U3
  472. Ex-      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^cuuuuuuse...|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^mmmeeeeeee!
  473. PATH\QS2U4
  474. Ha^ ha^ ha^ ha     ^^^^^^^ha ^ha ^ha ^ha ha he he he
  475. PATH\QS2U6
  476. It's ^al^most ^^to^o ^easy.
  477. PATH\QS2U7
  478. ^Hoo^^ ho^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^o ha ha ha ha ha...
  479. PATH\QS2U8
  480. Oh, ^I'v^e ^got ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a live one here.|Ha ha ha ha ha...
  481. PATH\QS2U9
  482. Ma^ybe ^that^'ll ^l'arn^ya ^ta ^keep^ your big mouth shut!
  483. PATH\QS2U10
  484. Wh^ere